This
Wolf Shirt gets great reviews:
This shirt is excellent for pulling in husky Native American bitches with diabetes.
George W. Bush:
I wouldn't be such a shitty president if I had some damn wolf shirts.
Boy George: It even made me straight. Briefly.
I bought this shirt based off of the reviews, and I must say, it is highly over-rated. Since owning this shirt I have had no dates. I've lost my job. My car has been repossessed, and my landlord is kicking me out unless I stop wearing wolf shirts. On the other hand, the stitching is nice, and it doesn't shrink in the wash. I give it two stars.
goodbye fleshlight!
I lost my left arm in a freak japanese albino waterchestnut hunting accident, and I tied the sleeve and it still fit like a glove.
This shit can help defend you from both minoritys AND homosexuals.
OMG: This shirt cured my Aids!
Admin@everythingwolf: There is no way our shirt cured aids.
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