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Question 15: "Deciding Like A Ninja"

The Mustache

it haunts my dreams. watch the video for Tralala by Gunther. if you dare to risk the haunting.

Mr. T - Treat Your Mother Right

i'd heard this song, but i was unaware there's a video for it. and just when you think it can't possibly get any cheezier it does.

Google Earth

not sure if that's an instruction or not, but google earth is the single coolest thing that has ever happened to maps; the morbid quanity of information this app puts at anybody's fintertips is amazing. it's a program that access countless sataliete photos from dozens (if not hundreds) of providers and using video game rendering engine technology, stitches them together near-seamlessly into a globe of the earth that you can filp around at will and zoom in to the point where one can identify different cars on highways. not to mention it also access statistical and criminal data for US countys, roads, borders, hotels, etc. the most impressive part is the feeling of scope it gives. earth.google.com

Devil's Dictonary X

Repairing the English Language since 1998! couple of examples for ya: Feng Shui expensive Chinese fertilizer. caution 1. a highway signpost, useful in alerting one to the proximity of the landmarks of the deaths of town officials’ drunk-driving relatives. 2. the act of supplying those crack dealers upstairs with enough bong hits per week to keep them from robbing and/or raping you out of irritated, sober boredom. water hydrated fluoride. Buddha a fat prince. average 1. the amount of effort required to neither sink nor swim. 2. the axiom from which we derive the corollary stereotype. query to question one’s sexual orientation. electro-acoustic word used in reference to music in the abstract; common abstractions include loose chordal structure, the absence of a central tone, a theater full of imaginary listeners, etc. slave the charms affixed to the end of a master’s chain.

v0 - Hey Bitch

watch vynl Overdrive's debut music video. now. because i told you to. ;)

Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam

80's flashback... now, the funny part is i have vague memories of liking that as a kid.

Synth Metal by Synthphonia Suprema

we have another compeditor for "Worst Music Video Ever". check synthphoniasuprema.com... or don't.

Ishkur's Guide to Electronic Music

the creators of electronic music have created a billion nit-picky, hair-splitting subgenres, defined more by the tools and techniques used than the actual musical content. but fuck content anyway. Ishkur does a very good job at giving a bit of insight to the mess, while drawing attention to how completely inane the differences between DarkCore, TechStep, and NoizeCore are, as well as the differences between multiple subgenres inspired by the same James Brown sample. so check out ishkur.com/music.

Dildo Song

yeah, i've resorted to dildo humor. i'm ok with this.

Chain Reaction Machines

there's a specific name for thes i can't remember, but this is quite entertaining - a series of over-complicated chain reactions. there's an odd music video at the begining and a odd dance number halfway through, i have no clue why, but watch this anyway. it it a "Goldberg Machine"?

Animusic

Pipe Dream - Very well synced music/CGI.

Hannes Coetzee

plays 2 part acoustic guitar with a teaspoon. yeah, it's kinda similar to my last post. yeah, my last post was 11 minutes ago. and?

Adrian Legg

Watch this oddball cajun style on the fly-tuning crazyness. there's even more retuning in this one.

Tiny Plaid Ninjas!

again, the title says it all. however i do find it funny that somebody wrote a wikipedia article about it.

He-Man & The Quest For Chicken II

He-Man and the masters of the universe: re-cut and re-dubbed by some insignificant guy who likes the idea of twisting a common childhood memory and who's probably similar in age to me, so this is relevent: This shit's funny as fuck when youre drunk. or at least when i'm drunk. there's a bunch of he-man related parodies on you tube. note: i'm aware this is part 2 of a 3 part series.

Be a ninja

FOR FREE!

Kid Breakdances

yeah, the title says it all. this middle school kid does the robot n' shit. there's a bunch more on youtube, but this one's my favorite.

Impact Smoke

I haven't tried this. Yet. Homemade Ninja Smoke Bombs.

Know Your Schitt

The execution's a bit sketchy, but here's the animated history of Jack Schitt.

The Buggles - Living in the Plastic Age

Another quality music video for 'yall. youtube - The Buggles.

Scrambled Hacks

I'm sorry, i mean sCrAmBlEd?HaCkZ! watch the video read the pitch copyright violation has never been easier; use noises to approximate what you want to steal!

"Apache" Music Video

The finnish contenders for 'worst music video ever' have some serious competition emerging from the shadows. Watch APACHE.

Dub Selector Selector

9 different 'dub selectors' - interactive flash animations that you use to 'compose' dub out of prefab loops and FX. WAY too entertaining, i did this for a almost 2 hours straight. infinitewheel.com

Come To Viddy

thank you youtube

HomeStar Runner

HomeStarRunner.com best sbemail best game best toon teen girl squad the cheat obviously open for debait - if you wanna suggest a change, add it to the comments.