Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Wolf Shirt

This Wolf Shirt gets great reviews:

  • This shirt is excellent for pulling in husky Native American bitches with diabetes.
  • George W. Bush: I wouldn't be such a shitty president if I had some damn wolf shirts.
  • Boy George: It even made me straight. Briefly.
  • I bought this shirt based off of the reviews, and I must say, it is highly over-rated. Since owning this shirt I have had no dates. I've lost my job. My car has been repossessed, and my landlord is kicking me out unless I stop wearing wolf shirts. On the other hand, the stitching is nice, and it doesn't shrink in the wash. I give it two stars.
  • goodbye fleshlight!
  • I lost my left arm in a freak japanese albino waterchestnut hunting accident, and I tied the sleeve and it still fit like a glove.
  • This shit can help defend you from both minoritys AND homosexuals.
  • OMG: This shirt cured my Aids!
  • Admin@everythingwolf: There is no way our shirt cured aids.
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    1 Comments:

    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I this one too:

    Overall this is a pretty good shirt. I am very partial to the bonus graphics on my arms. This way people looking at me from the side can still see that roaming is what is was born to do. My only problems were that it shrank in the wash making it slightly tight in the chest, and that it is missing an eagle or bear for added punch. Still, this is definitly worth your purchase of you are a serious Wolf shirt collector.

    11:49 AM  

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