(this has been going on for a while, keep forgetting to post it.) a
GoogleWack is an attempt to find a google search containing only two words (both must be spelled correctly, in a major dictionary, and the search can contain no quotes) that returns only one result. the results are a bizzare string of non-sequitors, almost all of which are great bandname fodder. also, the posting of a GoogleWack often is self-defeating (several have gone from 1 hit to over a hundred in a few weeks, thanks primarily to blogs referencing them), requiring new ones to be found.
after several attempts at discovering my own, i'm feeling a little defeated. i mean, who'd think that "christ squeegee" would return over 20k hits?