Shamwow

ahhh

Toyota (From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia)

Not quite as good as Uncylopedia, but i like their Toyota Article

Yo Dawg

New DtTD

clear your calendar.

"Thinking About Your Axe Wound", sung by very very rude little hedgehogs

new maddox

in case of terrorisim

Instruction Manuals for the USS Enterprise

by cracked.

BigButtRoll

The customer is not always right

Me: “Thank you for calling tech support. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Hello?”
Me: “Hello?”
Customer: “Hello?”
Me: “Hello?”
Customer: “Hey Jon, check this out! The machine says hello back when I say hello!”
Me: “I’m not a machine, sir.”
Customer: “OH MY GOD, IT’S ADDRESSING ME!”
Me: “No, sir, I’m not a machine!”
Customer: “Oh… so you’re one of them human peoples?”
Me: “Yes, sir, I am a human peoples.”
- Not Always Right

awkward family photos

yeah, somebody dedicated a website to 'em.

Star Wars Alpacas

The Foam Monster at Ellsworth Air Base

Instead of water, they spray foam into aircraft hangers in case of fire. This is a test that somebody forgot to stop.

Groundsquirrel wants to be in yr photo

(source)

don't facebook friend yr boss

i believe this is technically correct...

(btw - you like the larger youtube video size?)

Tom Mabe pranks a telemarketer

Tandem Story

indexed

indexed - nerdy graph & ven diagram style humor.

Dimitri the Lover

bike punk, breathing

"biking to work, i happened upon this bike punk, passed out on road. i think he knocked side mirror off car. he was breathing so i let him be." - flickr

Mission from God

in the year 2000...

in '85, this is what ebony magazine predicted michael jackson would look like as of y2k: source.