matt's de-bearding

engrish.com

bad translations into english: engrish.com.

The Asylum: Psychiatric Clinic for Abused Cuddly Toys

this is primarily for jody.

in The Asylum you play shrink to fucked up cute things. it's kinda slow and confusingly non-linear.

Pronto Condom

"Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt

This is what happens when Don does TV spots. I sympathize. more? here's Don Hertzfeldt on love.

READ A BOOK!

in honor of the inception of annie's "book quaffer's society", here's some redundant hip-hop:

mySpace

i hate myspace.

Congrats, Annie!

Congrats to Annie on her new job. As suggested:
more skullz?

DnD flowchart

your nerd fate according to the NY times:

Manualist performs Bohemian Rhapsody

six word stories

Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth.
- Vernor Vinge

Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
- Alan Moore

Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket.
- William Shatner

Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses.
- Richard Powers

Dinosaurs return. Want their oil back.
- David Brin

Throw the rope... NOT BOTH ENDS!
- Thaurismunths

Cybernetic dolphin. New Kingdom of EEEEEEE.
- JCGillespie

Earl wasn't like other zombies.
- Thaurismunths

Time travelling transsexual is own parents.
- eytanz

Time-traveling transexual zombie eats self (twice).
- Mr. Tweedy

Time traveller kills grandfather, and doesn't.
- Planish

Man bites dog. Dog becomes werehuman.
- Planish

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
- Hemingway


more:
escape pod forum.
wired.

thanks jody.

the avatar machine

everything's better in 3rd person.