Passive-Agressive Notes

but "rocket pubes" is my favorite. more?

Fuckin' bold

Rebel Bird

Brevity in philosophy

That's a big spool of cable

Michael Bay Signs $50M Deal To Fuck Up 'ThunderCats'

GM and Segway present the PUMA

we didn't start the flamewar

spotty, but worth it for the self-reflexiveness.

Happy 420

if you got some time, watch the Daft Punk movie.

"RAS syndrome"

Redundant Acronym Syndrome is the use of an acronym in a sentence while stating one of the words contained in that acronym, making that word redundant. Examples include:

• ATM machine
• HIV virus
• PIN number
• UPC code
• RAS syndrome

SMBC Comics

smbc-comics.com

It’s actually really hard to be a pimp when all your bitches have trust funds.

LookAtThisFuckingHipster.tumblr.com

Lordi - Hard Rock Hallelujah

Wikipedia on DNA and eggs

and, while we're at it, the moon:

Altered the Pool

Worst Sentence Ever.

Worst Sentence Ever.

One of the enemy's strongest bases

Sousaphone Hero

Death To All But Metal

Supermarket Story (/b/ copypasta)

"Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.

A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny trickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is

I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Miss Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.

I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob."

Unwinnable

Halt

Google Maps

1. Ask Google Maps for directions from Sydney Airport, Canada to Newington College, Australia.
2. ???
3. PROFIT!

The Emergency - Haunt You

i like this song.

Indie Cred

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