classic slimeball

if volleyball were played by two 2d half circles without multi-hit rules and was suprisingly difficult, it'd be called slimeball

DreamLines

not espically funny, but neat; type in a few words and have a net-based dream pseudo-randomly generated in real time based on image keywords. solaas.com.ar/dreamlines

South Park Studio

i'm back from vacation! create south park characters by choosing hair styles, mouths, assualt rifles, etc. here's one matt made of me. sp-studio.de

eBaum's World SUCKS

see why. eBaumsWorld.com is a media site living primarily by stealing content from smaller sites and selling adspace; one of the artists they have stolen from makes a quite entertaining retort. (just in case some were wondering why i never link to them.)

Red Meat

a bit of a skewed sense of humour, but that's how i like it. http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/current/index.html

Ill Will Press - Neurotically Yours

suprising i've made it this long without mentioning the infamous Foamy The Squirrel. i think the "AMITYVILLE TOASTER"'s my favorite episode. thanks to janette for reminding me.

could you?

some may have trouble relaxing with a wall like this one

"Fly The Copter"

it's mocking you. you know you can do better than that last score. c'mon.

Something Awful's Childrens' Books:

more...

Puff Daddy calls Björk...

Shining

slick parody trailer. kinda shows the power of cliche.

Harlan McCraney - Presidential Speech Specialist

W's speech specialist gives insight into the president's amazing talent of public address.

Erowid.Org

thanks to the guys at erowid. erowid.org

3d pong

with the addition of the physics of spinning spheres' curvature as it moves throught a fluid. hence the title curveball.