Evolution Fucked Your Shit Up:

The World’s 50 Freakiest Animals.

March 28th

i'm thinking about moving this to facebook; i'm gonna call it a good 4 year run and close up shop on march 28th unless i think of a reason why not. - mike

The first sentence of the worst novel ever...

...that's the goal of the bulwer-lytton fiction contest

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The bone-chilling scream split the warm summer night in two, the first half being before the scream when it was fairly balmy and calm and pleasant for those who hadn't heard the scream at all, but not calm or balmy or even very nice for those who did hear the scream, discounting the little period of time during the actual scream itself when your ears might have been hearing it but your brain wasn't reacting yet to let you know.

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Frisk-y

WANT

i totally want one of these: it's a "Pygmy Jerboa"

hipster puppies

hipster puppies

R.I.P.

Daft Bodies - Harder Better Faster Stronger

Drunk Guy Comics

http://www.drunk-guy.com/

The Offical Creebobby Comics Archetype Times Table

- creebobby.com

what it's really thinking

as queer as a...

bed

Things to say during sex

Things to say during sex

Jon Lajoie - I Kill People