Seuss' later, jaded years

re: Your Brains

Just so we're perfectly clear

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British Medical Experts Say "Knives Too Pointy", Call For Ban

so somebody's making "Pointless Anti-Stab Knives": when pointy things are outlawed, only outlaws will have pointy things.
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Texts From Last Night

Remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night? We do.
some of my faves:

• If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid
• (212): i want you now
  (916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
• so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
• (510): he said he didn't have a condom.
  (415): and you said?
  (510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
• Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

Report: 90% Of Waking Hours Spent Staring At Glowing Rectangles

Falls Down Stairs

longest thread ever about falling down stairs

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Dick Cheney is still making my head asplode

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Bo Burnham - Love is...

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