Ackbar Seal of Approval

Much Ado About Evil Alien Robots

Sly Little Bear

Honest Tatoo

Obviously Gay

[nsfw]

The Work of Craig

Teapot trick

Front Flip Fail

more failblog fodder, but this is worth watching (from the beginning) for about the 13th second of it.

AOL search logs

Another thing i'm extremely late on; in august of '06 AOL accidentally released 2 gigabytes of their user's search logs. something awful gives you a highlight reel. AOL: Proof that making it easier to use the internet is a bad idea.

Hello Zombie

Amon Amarth - Runes Carved To My Memory

these guys look like neil helwig.
We rode the rivers of the Eastern trail,
Deep in the land of the Rus'.
Following the wind in our sails,
And the rhythm of the oars.
No shelter in this hostile land,
Constantly on guard.
Ready to fight and defend
Our ship 'til the bitter end.

We came under attack,
I received a deadly wound.
A spear was forced into my back
Still I fought on.

When I am dead,
Lay me in a mound.
Raise a stone for all to see
Runes carved to my memory

Now here I lay on the river bank
A long, long way from home
Life is pouring out of me
Soon I will be gone.

I tilt my head to the side
And think of those back home
I see the river rushing by
Like blood runs from my wound.

Here I lie on wet sand,
I will not make it home.
I clinch my sword in my hand,
Say farewell to those I love.

When I am dead,
Lay me in a mound.
Place my weapons by my side
For the journey to Hall up high

When I am dead,
Lay me in a mound.
Raise a stone for all to see
Runes carved to my memory

Play him off, keyboard cat

according to my watch, it's new meme o'clock.


that'll do, keyboard cat, that'll do. thanks matt.

Birthday Greetings from Woodstock

somebody did this as a birthday present, and it's made the rounds. it's a bit of a slow-starter.

New MC Hawking

Rock Out With Your Hawk Out. more?

Request for Excuse from Jury Service

(Click for larger.)

According to the article on Lowering The Bar, the guy was summoned to court for this, where he apologized, and he not only wasn't penalized, he was dismissed from jury duty.

it worked.

EDIT: Apparently Stephen Colbert weighed in on this as well.

King Missle

King Missile | MTV Music

Washing Instructions

aristocrats

Rocket Propelled Chainsaw

the only way to one-up that is to smear herpes on the blades.

Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'

Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'

TDS: Your Government NOT At Work

Why is it that no REAL news program can be bothered to take the time to explain something this complicated?

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	M - Th 11p / 10c
Your Government Not at Work - Jane Harman Scandal
thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Economic Crisis First 100 Days

Tom the Dancing Bug: The Toxic Asset

continued

jaded