THE DOMAIN OF THE FATMOUSE

FATMOUSE FATMOUSE CARES NOT ABOUT THE AFFAIRS OF SMALL MEN. FATMOUSE LIKES TO EAT.
FATMOUSE IS THE NEW SCIENCE OF MATHEMATICS. THE FATMOUSE THEOREM IS:
FATMOUSE + YOU = FATMOUSE
THE PROOF OF THIS THEOREM IS MANIFEST IN FATMOUSE. FOR ANY NUMBER N, FATMOUSE IS GREATER THAN N. YOUR MATH TEXTBOOKS HAVE ALREADY BEEN SHREDDED FOR BEDDING.