Devil's Dictonary X

Repairing the English Language since 1998! couple of examples for ya: Feng Shui expensive Chinese fertilizer. caution 1. a highway signpost, useful in alerting one to the proximity of the landmarks of the deaths of town officials’ drunk-driving relatives. 2. the act of supplying those crack dealers upstairs with enough bong hits per week to keep them from robbing and/or raping you out of irritated, sober boredom. water hydrated fluoride. Buddha a fat prince. average 1. the amount of effort required to neither sink nor swim. 2. the axiom from which we derive the corollary stereotype. query to question one’s sexual orientation. electro-acoustic word used in reference to music in the abstract; common abstractions include loose chordal structure, the absence of a central tone, a theater full of imaginary listeners, etc. slave the charms affixed to the end of a master’s chain.