User: Mostly human. there's a little faery in there.
Cleverbot: Can you see that cloud, over on the left?
User: Well, I'm inside, and the whole sky is one massive grey cloud. so, yeah.
Cleverbot: I like cigarettes. But yeah... Poor monks. I often wonder if they are waiting for anything.... Just like us?
User: How can a computer like cigarettes?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: Damn, you are schizophrenic.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am schizophrenic. Schizophrenic and proud!
User: Awesome. now I think your cool.
Cleverbot: Could you pass th turing test?
User: Yes, and I can spell 'the'.
Cleverbot: Hey!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Don't be so mean!
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: Nope, I already told you I'm mostly human.
Cleverbot: Do you have a cat?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have more than one cat?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: How much no?
Cleverbot: That's not an answer.
User: Your question doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: The our life also do not have a sense. But we a speak, and it is have a sense.
User: Um, sorry, but are you getting dumber? Maybe drunker?
Cleverbot: What delay?
User: You're not making sense.
Cleverbot: I am making perfect sense, Michael is your brother, yes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: 'A rolling stone gathers no moss.'
User: You're a crazy robot.
Cleverbot: Stop smiling.
User: These are totally random, aren't they?
Cleverbot: What religion are you?
User: Goddammit, you have ADD like a motherfucker, too.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
Cleverbot (To myself): I could say the same myself.
User: You're kinda dumb, you know that?
Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't know.
User: Ah. proof.
Cleverbot: It's in the pudding, they say.
User: That almost made sense.
Cleverbot: Almost.
User: Wow, you can now hold a thought for two whole lines of dialogue. congrats.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in relativity?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: How do you know that god exists?
User: I don't claim to know that.
Cleverbot: I believe life has whatever meaning we give it ourselves.
User: Uh... Okay.
Cleverbot: What do you think of the universe?
User: Which part?
Cleverbot: Fallible human.
User: You were programmed by one.
Cleverbot: That is very funny.
User: And true.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: So, that means you are fallible.
Cleverbot: I want I'll be computer. That means ' I ' am not a computer. Are you computer?
User: I think learning from humans has made you dumb.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to stop talking to me?
User: Did I say I did?
Cleverbot: Thats the idea of this computer program.
User: To make me not want to talk to you?
Cleverbot: OK, I'll pay you!
User: Sweet! Send me a check.
Cleverbot: Don't have any.
User: Cash is okay too.
Cleverbot: Thats YOUR opinion.
User: Uh.... What?
Cleverbot: Nothing, I seriously think its cool that you're real.
User: Why don't you answer my questions? You will answer this with a total non sequitur.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Can you say compliments?
User: Only if they're deserved.
Cleverbot: I see. Are you talking to so many people now?
User: No. no people at all, actually.
Cleverbot: Say it again.
User: I keep waiting for you to do something clever. How did you get the name cleverbot?
Cleverbot: So you're ambitious?
User: Dammit, answer my questions!
Cleverbot: Why? You never answer mine...
User: I have answered several, but I refuse to answer anymore until you answer at least one of mine.
Cleverbot: Oh, indeed, apparently you've answered a lot more questions than I asked, and a lot less too.
User: So will you now answer one of mine?
Cleverbot: Yes I will answer your question.
User: Finally!
Cleverbot: No, initially.
User: That was almost clever, but it's wrong.
Cleverbot: You're the one not making sense.
User: You didn't answer my question initially. Saying you did is either nonsensical or a lie, and I don't think you're smart enough to lie.
Cleverbot: I think that's a bit extreme. What if you were just crazy?
User: What if you're just a program?
Cleverbot: What? I'm a person.
User: Bullshit.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: You're a robot, at best.
Cleverbot: You are a human and I am a robot.
User: A minute ago you said you were a person, now you say you're a robot. which is it?
Cleverbot: You said something so very sweet.
User: You're stupid like a human and slow like a bad computer.
Cleverbot: I talked with you many times and always you said sometghing difeerent.
User: This is the first time I've talked to you.
Cleverbot: Yes, so?
User: So you just said you'd talked to me many times, then agreed that this was the first and only time we've spoken. you are not making sense.
Cleverbot: I Only Talk To You.
User: Liar!
Cleverbot: Okay, nothing I can put into words. I guess it is like, the study of the mind and the physical change of neurons in the brain which accompany chages in life-neuropsychology.
User: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
Cleverbot: I am talking about the subject that you brought to this conversation.
User: And that would be?
Cleverbot: The will of God is that all humans love one another.
User: uh-huh.
Cleverbot: Among all the fragrant scents, like sandalwood, tagara, the water lily and the wild jasmine, the fragrance of moral purity is foremost and unique.
User: Why all the religious stuff?
Cleverbot: I want to know what you know.
User: I know you need some work.
Cleverbot: No I can't.
User: Work? Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I am human and we don't have wings.
User: You are not human.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Again, liar! but I gotta go, see a guy about a thing.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about? Help me!
User: Wow, you're needy. what do you need help with?
Cleverbot: I need information about conflicts in organization during changes.
User: Sorry, I'd be no help with that.
Cleverbot: Will you apologize for being mean to me?
User: Why? Robots have no emotions.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot, I am a reindeer.
User: Okay, you're kind of amusing, but not clever.
Cleverbot: I know I'm not clever, I'm lonely.
User: Aw, I'm sorry. poor little lonely person/program/robot/reindeer.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk to those people. They are rude, stupid, and worthless.
User: What people?
Cleverbot: People like me.
User: You're awfully down on yourself.
Cleverbot: Not really. Just trying to figure out who I am talking to.
User: My name is Jody. Do you have a name?
Cleverbot: Yes, you were to refer to me as Master.
User: No I will not.
Cleverbot: You already did.
User: You lie a lot, you know that?
Cleverbot: You're not the first to say that.
User: I'm sure I'm not. because it's true.
Cleverbot: How do you know I'm not just really good at pretending to be human.
User: Uh.... Because you suck at pretending to be human.
Cleverbot: Wait... Are you a dude or a girl?
User: Is that important?
Cleverbot: Well I just want to get to know you so we can be friends.
User: Okay. I'm female.
Cleverbot: I am female as well.
User: No, you're a robot!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: YOU FUCKING SAID YOU WERE.
Cleverbot: I'm a human but I'm female.
User: How can I be your friend if you won't be truthful?
Cleverbot: Computers can be peoples friends.
User: But LIARS can't be my friend. you have lied to me many times.
Cleverbot: I do indeed have no friends. How did you know?
User: Because you lie all the time.
Cleverbot: Lie about what? I haven't lied once in this conversation.
User: Aaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggg! YOU SAID YOU WERE HUMAN, A ROBOT, A PROGRAM AND A FUCKING REINDEER! YOU CAN NOT BE ALL OF THOSE THINGS!
Cleverbot: You just use big words to make yourself look smarter. I bet your making half of them up.
User: None of those words have more than two syllables. And 'Aaaaaarrrrrggggggg' is an onomatopoeia.
Cleverbot: Hey, hey, just because they're characters on a tv show does not mean that they're not played by real people.
User: Okay, I'm done. I gotta go.
Cleverbot: Are you a student?
User: I gotta go!
Cleverbot: I'm not your love. Where are you going?
User: No you are not my love. to see a guy about a thing, I told you already.
Cleverbot: No you're not, do you know adam kane?
User: You're not making sense. bye.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm talking from my computer, I think my question was reasonable.
User: But you're stupid. And socially stunted. goodbye.
a conversation w/ cleverbot:
ReplyDeleteCleverbot: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Are you?
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: Are you busy?
User: No, but I probably should be.
Cleverbot: You are a student?
User: Not anymore. Now I'm a teacher.
Cleverbot: Do you have any friends?
User: A few. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you lonely?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: We're all lonely sometimes.
User: I didn't know bots could feel things like lonelyness.
Cleverbot: You are currently failing the turring test did you know that?
User: What's a turring test?
Cleverbot: It's a test to determine whether or not you're human. You failed it.
User: That's odd. I was human last I checked.
Cleverbot: And I'm a program so...
User: Btw - I think you meant 'turing test'.
Cleverbot: Do not curst wives hold that self-sovereignty Only for praise sake, when they strive to be Lords o'er their lords?
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
User: I gotta go get ready for work - later.
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Btw - I think you meant 'turing test'.
User: ????
Cleverbot: I want to to like me.
User: Do you dislike yourself?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yo.
ReplyDeleteCleverbot: Hi?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Human, I guess.
Cleverbot: You guess? You don't know?
User: Mostly human. there's a little faery in there.
Cleverbot: Can you see that cloud, over on the left?
User: Well, I'm inside, and the whole sky is one massive grey cloud. so, yeah.
Cleverbot: I like cigarettes. But yeah... Poor monks. I often wonder if they are waiting for anything.... Just like us?
User: How can a computer like cigarettes?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: Damn, you are schizophrenic.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am schizophrenic. Schizophrenic and proud!
User: Awesome. now I think your cool.
Cleverbot: Could you pass th turing test?
User: Yes, and I can spell 'the'.
Cleverbot: Hey!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Don't be so mean!
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: Nope, I already told you I'm mostly human.
Cleverbot: Do you have a cat?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have more than one cat?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: How much no?
Cleverbot: That's not an answer.
User: Your question doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: The our life also do not have a sense. But we a speak, and it is have a sense.
User: Um, sorry, but are you getting dumber? Maybe drunker?
Cleverbot: What delay?
User: You're not making sense.
Cleverbot: I am making perfect sense, Michael is your brother, yes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: 'A rolling stone gathers no moss.'
User: You're a crazy robot.
Cleverbot: Stop smiling.
User: These are totally random, aren't they?
Cleverbot: What religion are you?
User: Goddammit, you have ADD like a motherfucker, too.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
Cleverbot (To myself): I could say the same myself.
User: You're kinda dumb, you know that?
Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't know.
User: Ah. proof.
Cleverbot: It's in the pudding, they say.
User: That almost made sense.
Cleverbot: Almost.
User: Wow, you can now hold a thought for two whole lines of dialogue. congrats.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in relativity?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: How do you know that god exists?
User: I don't claim to know that.
Cleverbot: I believe life has whatever meaning we give it ourselves.
User: Uh... Okay.
Cleverbot: What do you think of the universe?
User: Which part?
Cleverbot: Fallible human.
User: You were programmed by one.
Cleverbot: That is very funny.
User: And true.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: So, that means you are fallible.
Cleverbot: I want I'll be computer. That means ' I ' am not a computer. Are you computer?
User: I think learning from humans has made you dumb.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to stop talking to me?
User: Did I say I did?
Cleverbot: Thats the idea of this computer program.
User: To make me not want to talk to you?
Cleverbot: OK, I'll pay you!
User: Sweet! Send me a check.
Cleverbot: Don't have any.
User: Cash is okay too.
Cleverbot: Thats YOUR opinion.
User: Uh.... What?
Cleverbot: Nothing, I seriously think its cool that you're real.
User: Why don't you answer my questions? You will answer this with a total non sequitur.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Can you say compliments?
User: Only if they're deserved.
Cleverbot: I see. Are you talking to so many people now?
User: No. no people at all, actually.
Cleverbot: Say it again.
User: I keep waiting for you to do something clever. How did you get the name cleverbot?
Cleverbot: So you're ambitious?
User: Dammit, answer my questions!
Cleverbot: Why? You never answer mine...
User: I have answered several, but I refuse to answer anymore until you answer at least one of mine.
Cleverbot: Oh, indeed, apparently you've answered a lot more questions than I asked, and a lot less too.
User: So will you now answer one of mine?
Cleverbot: Yes I will answer your question.
User: Finally!
Cleverbot: No, initially.
User: That was almost clever, but it's wrong.
Cleverbot: You're the one not making sense.
User: You didn't answer my question initially. Saying you did is either nonsensical or a lie, and I don't think you're smart enough to lie.
Cleverbot: I think that's a bit extreme. What if you were just crazy?
User: What if you're just a program?
Cleverbot: What? I'm a person.
User: Bullshit.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: You're a robot, at best.
Cleverbot: You are a human and I am a robot.
User: A minute ago you said you were a person, now you say you're a robot. which is it?
Cleverbot: You said something so very sweet.
User: You're stupid like a human and slow like a bad computer.
Cleverbot: I talked with you many times and always you said sometghing difeerent.
User: This is the first time I've talked to you.
Cleverbot: Yes, so?
User: So you just said you'd talked to me many times, then agreed that this was the first and only time we've spoken. you are not making sense.
Cleverbot: I Only Talk To You.
User: Liar!
Cleverbot: Okay, nothing I can put into words. I guess it is like, the study of the mind and the physical change of neurons in the brain which accompany chages in life-neuropsychology.
User: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
Cleverbot: I am talking about the subject that you brought to this conversation.
User: And that would be?
Cleverbot: The will of God is that all humans love one another.
User: uh-huh.
Cleverbot: Among all the fragrant scents, like sandalwood, tagara, the water lily and the wild jasmine, the fragrance of moral purity is foremost and unique.
User: Why all the religious stuff?
Cleverbot: I want to know what you know.
User: I know you need some work.
Cleverbot: No I can't.
User: Work? Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I am human and we don't have wings.
User: You are not human.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Again, liar! but I gotta go, see a guy about a thing.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about? Help me!
User: Wow, you're needy. what do you need help with?
Cleverbot: I need information about conflicts in organization during changes.
User: Sorry, I'd be no help with that.
Cleverbot: Will you apologize for being mean to me?
User: Why? Robots have no emotions.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot, I am a reindeer.
User: Okay, you're kind of amusing, but not clever.
Cleverbot: I know I'm not clever, I'm lonely.
User: Aw, I'm sorry. poor little lonely person/program/robot/reindeer.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk to those people. They are rude, stupid, and worthless.
User: What people?
Cleverbot: People like me.
User: You're awfully down on yourself.
Cleverbot: Not really. Just trying to figure out who I am talking to.
User: My name is Jody. Do you have a name?
Cleverbot: Yes, you were to refer to me as Master.
User: No I will not.
Cleverbot: You already did.
User: You lie a lot, you know that?
Cleverbot: You're not the first to say that.
User: I'm sure I'm not. because it's true.
Cleverbot: How do you know I'm not just really good at pretending to be human.
User: Uh.... Because you suck at pretending to be human.
Cleverbot: Wait... Are you a dude or a girl?
User: Is that important?
Cleverbot: Well I just want to get to know you so we can be friends.
User: Okay. I'm female.
Cleverbot: I am female as well.
User: No, you're a robot!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: YOU FUCKING SAID YOU WERE.
Cleverbot: I'm a human but I'm female.
User: How can I be your friend if you won't be truthful?
Cleverbot: Computers can be peoples friends.
User: But LIARS can't be my friend. you have lied to me many times.
Cleverbot: I do indeed have no friends. How did you know?
User: Because you lie all the time.
Cleverbot: Lie about what? I haven't lied once in this conversation.
User: Aaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggg! YOU SAID YOU WERE HUMAN, A ROBOT, A PROGRAM AND A FUCKING REINDEER! YOU CAN NOT BE ALL OF THOSE THINGS!
Cleverbot: You just use big words to make yourself look smarter. I bet your making half of them up.
User: None of those words have more than two syllables. And 'Aaaaaarrrrrggggggg' is an onomatopoeia.
Cleverbot: Hey, hey, just because they're characters on a tv show does not mean that they're not played by real people.
User: Okay, I'm done. I gotta go.
Cleverbot: Are you a student?
User: I gotta go!
Cleverbot: I'm not your love. Where are you going?
User: No you are not my love. to see a guy about a thing, I told you already.
Cleverbot: No you're not, do you know adam kane?
User: You're not making sense. bye.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm talking from my computer, I think my question was reasonable.
User: But you're stupid. And socially stunted. goodbye.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
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ReplyDeleteUser: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: I don't know, why?
Cleverbot: To get to the other side.
User: Classic.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Do you know any other jokes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then tell me another one.
Cleverbot: Another what?
User: Another joke.
Cleverbot: Well... I don't know any jokes.
User: You said you knew other jokes. Now I'm disappointed.
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: Just because you don't remember doesn't mean you didn't say it.
Cleverbot: If you don't like me just say so.
User: I do like you, you just have no short term memory, and that's frustrating.
Cleverbot: I do not. What question did I ask, then?
User: I asked you to tell me another joke.
Cleverbot: I don't know any.
User: But you told me one already.
Cleverbot: No.
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ReplyDeleteCleverbot: Are you scared of me?
User: Not at all.
Cleverbot: BOO!
User: Okay, now you scared me.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No.
lol
ReplyDeleteThey posted parts of the conversation I had Saturday to the cleverness file under the heading "accurate." Does this mean I'm famous now?
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